Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!
FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.
DAN AND PHIL WITH THE BABY! It’s the cutest thing on the entire internet.
Younow liveshow, 26.may 2012
How does this even have over 200 notes?
just look at their smiles. there’s your answer.
on a scale of asking alexandria to mayday parade how emotionally attached do you get to people you sleep with
no matter what the academy has chosen, this is tonight’s best picture.
STAR TREK: INTO DAT ASS